- Interviewer: If you and Andy Richter were thrown into an arena with two knives, and only one of you guys could leave, who’d walk away?
- Hannibal Buress: I would, man. I have a great will to live. I’m faster than him. I’m agile, I got a quick first step, and I’d get to my knife real quick. I’d get to my knife before we realized that it was that type of scenario. When it was at the point where it wasn’t even a fight yet, we were just hanging out – I’d murder him before that.
- Interviewer: So basically, any time you and Andy Richter are in a room, and there’s a knife, he should keep an eye out?
- Hannibal Buress: I mean, I’m just saying. Life is life, man, and I’ve got kids to feed. They can’t see their dad dead early. You know?
- Interviewer: Yeah.
- Hannibal Buress: I don’t have any kids.
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Last night my girlfriend and I watched Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop and laughed our asses off. It was a well-done, thoroughly funny documentary, and you get a portrait of Conan during a major change in his life that he has some trouble coping with. Very interesting and enlightening for the die-hard fans.
Here’s a video of Conan during a Q&A last Saturday night, talking to some dude’s girlfriend on the phone onstage.
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Kyle Kinane’s set from Conan last night. It goes without saying, but this man is my hero.
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Matt D.: Jokes for February 15th, 2011. →
One of my absolute favorite Boston comedians on the scene right now writes a handful of late night monologue-worthy jokes a day and nobody freaking reblogs, likes or even comments. Let me throw some goodwill (what little goodwill I have left after posting a Dave Matthews song) at him, go to his Tumblr, follow it, like his jokes, send Letterman or Leno or Conan a thousand messages saying they need to hire him and lift him out of this dump. And then watch this video I posted of him a few months back, and laugh.
It’s being reported that in some of Apple’s iPhone factories over seas the workers are being mistreated. They make them use Droids.
Doctors say carrying a man purse could end up causing health problems, such as chronic back pain or all kinds of other injuries resulting from your friends beating…
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TJ Miller kills it on Conan.
this is my favorite stand0-up in the history of every ohnytmgod i am crying i can’t stop laughign asjflkshdgoisgherghjerho
Tim Minchin performs “Inflatable You” on Conan.
