February 2012
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Here’s my episode of Unregular Radio’s...
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“As a comic persona, misanthropy is as old as the hills. It’s effective because...”
– Dylan Moran
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jokesaboutthenews:
Whitney Houston has been found dead. They knew she was dead when she looked the same but with less movement.
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“I overheard a guy the other day saying that he recently DINED at Pizza Hut....”
– Myq Kaplan
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Write-In Zack Cordes For Boston's Best Comedian!
I don’t want to make a long speech about it, but people who know Zack Cordes, I mean really know him, know that he’s the nicest, sweetest guy on the planet. So naturally, people around the comedy scene in Boston treat him like shit. I want to see that change, and that’s why I’m staging a write-in campaign and make Zack Boston’s #1 comedian in the Phoenix Reader...
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jokesaboutthenews:
Prop 8 has been ruled unconstitutional. Turns out it’s the “pursuit” of happiness, not the prevention of it.
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jokesaboutthenews:
A new species of giant shrimp-like creatures have been found off the coast of New Zealand. In related news, Red Lobster just announced that they have “a throbbing erection.”
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angelmcastillo replied to your post: you’re not funny. and you’re way too gross to be performing in public naked. those poor people
You’re a fat person who’s actually comfortable with himself, so naturally that makes people with lower self esteem FURIOUS. Fuck trolls, I enjoy you.
Awwww.
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Dear Coke Talk: On spanking it to porn. →
I used to masturbate to porn pretty regularly, but I’ve recently been making an effort to stop because of the extreme feelings my long-distance girlfriend harbors about my looking at other women. I’m having some trouble totally kicking the habit, though, and it sucks that a few minutes of…
Genius response!