December 2011
5 posts
On Drinking and Performing
ryanbourassa:
I encourage everyone who is interested in performing stand up comedy to try it, but PLEASE write before you try it and unless you’re a functioning drunk/stoner; don’t get on the stage drunk or high.
I completely disagree. If you need to be in an altered state to feel comfortable up there then by all means get fucked up before you go up there. They’re open mics,...
Yelping with Cormac: Chili's Grill & Bar →
Cormac McCarthy on Yelp is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.
yelpingwithcormac:
Natomas - Sacramento, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Four stars.
I am going to remove a star, he said.
Please don’t mister.
Don’t move. It’s better if you don’t move.
Please.
It’s important you know why. Do you understand why this is happening?
Oh God.
It is because I…
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Last night at a music open mic in NH, the guy before me closes with a Staind cover. A couple minutes into my set, a guy in a UNH sweater yells “More Staind!” I say, “What?” “More Staind!” “What?” “More Staind!” “What did you just say?” “More Staind!” “I’m sorry, again?” “More Staind!”...
Opus Humanum Novarum: 10 Reasons Not To Vote For... →
Holy shit. OBAMA 2012!
readyokaygo:
1. Ron Paul does not value equal rights for minorities. Ron Paul has sponsored legislation that would repeal affirmative action, keep the IRS from investigating private schools who may have used race as a factor in denying entrance, thus losing their tax exempt status, would…
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