February 2011
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This is one of their funniest skits in years. notso: SNL’s The Bride of Blackenstein I really should’ve known that this was coming. Nicki Minaj is hilarious as per usual.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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The New Bright Eyes Album Is Streaming On NPR →
You’re welcome, hipsters.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Misery Monday On Facebook
I’m starting “Misery Monday” where you only click “Like” on your friend’s most depressing statuses. Then send me screencaps for my blog! Here’s my first one, to get it all started:  
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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“Front of card: YOU BLOW. Inside of card: …ME AWAY. Get on that shit,...”
– Justin P. Drew Follow Me On Twitter!
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Betty White Naked. →
This isn’t a joke. By the way, NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
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“Job hunting tip of the day: Don’t put “Works well with black...”
– Justin P. Drew Follow me on Twitter!
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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The Onion Sportsdome: Meth Addict VS Invisible Snakes.
Jan 25th
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Someone wrote lyrics for the Jurassic Park theme,... →
Jan 25th
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“It’s like I called them on the phone and said that Sarah Palin has Chinese...”
– Louis CK
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Jan 21st
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“Of course, we do have a song where everybody sings, ‘Fuck you, God.’”
– Matt Stone
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
“Guys, never look into your woman’s eyes during sex and yell...”
– Justin P. Drew
Jan 19th
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Nick Vatterott is a comedian that loves to mess with the traditional “setup then punchline” rule that defines most comedy. Here he is forgetting his next joke live on Jimmy Fallon.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
The Jurassic Park Theme, Slowed Down, Is Still... →
Jan 19th
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MLK Day 2011 Review
Here are all the MLK quotes I tweeted yesterday, plus a couple bonus ones that I didn’t have the balls to post. First, a screencap. Now, in reverse chronological order: “Clap twice if you have a penis!” -MLK “Hey, it’s my birthday, if I want to wear a dress I’m wearing a dress!” -MLK “Melanie, your twat smells horrific.” -MLK “Do...
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“I got to this point by believing too much in the major labels for a little...”
– Spose, talking about Universal Republic
Jan 18th
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Aziz Ansari swears at a child for two minutes. azizisbored: I Adopted a Kid! Kind of.  Thanks to CollegeHumor for letting me say awful stuff to nice kids again. Been too long. 
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
It's MLK Day!
Expect lots of fake MLK quotes on my Twitter page today.
Jan 17th